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The Conservative Rhetoric
Republicans have historically borrowed more than Democrats.
Who cares…Gay people shouldn’t marry.
Our bridges, roads and other infrastructure are crumbling.
Who cares…Marriage is for only a man and a woman.
Our schools are crap and America is losing its competitive edge.
Who cares…Gay people are ruining marriage.
The polar ice caps are melting and the Earth is heating up.
Who cares…Gay people are brainwashing our children.
The so called “death tax” only affects people who actually have money.
Who cares…Gay people are causing the breakdown of the American family.
The politicians you keep voting for keep screwing you.
Who cares…Gay people shouldn’t adopt.
We are running out of antibiotics.
Who cares…Gay people shouldn’t be able to visit their partners in a hospital.
Our oceans are overfished.
Who cares…Gay people invented AIDS.
Solar, wind, and wave energy sources could be completely viable if we invested in them.
Who cares…Gay people ruined marriage.
Why are we still subsidizing the profitable oil companies?
Who cares…Gay people ruined marriage.
etc.