President Bush had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day

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Is this guy really still president? –

“Thank you for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit,” Bush said to Australian Prime Minister John Howard.

Talking about Howard’s visit to Iraq last year to thank his country’s soldiers serving there, Bush called them “Austrian troops.”

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Somehow this is related, this being Bush’s lack of geographic knowledge, to Miss South Carolina. Similar symptom of American ignorance. Or maybe Bush really thought he was in Austria, who knows? He certainly doesn’t seem to.

Mother Teresa

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Thou shalt have no other gods before me. Exodus 20:3

Saw this photo on BBC

Contradiction? But then again most Christians ignore Exodus 20:4 also – You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

Hmm…but if anyone had ever followed that commandment, Rome and everwhere else filled with religious icons would be empty of art.

ADHD +ADD

From Yahoo News

Nearly 9 percent of American children have attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder (ADHD), but only 32 percent of them are getting the medication they need.”

Watching television more than two hours a day early in life can lead to attention problems later in adolescence, according to a study released on Tuesday…”Those who watched more than two hours, and particularly those who watched more than three hours, of television per day during childhood had above-average symptoms of attention problems in adolescence…”

I’ll bet the two are related. Sure, not every kid who watched TV when younger ends up with ADHD or ADD, but probably the more suseptible kids did end up with attention disorders. But prevention is not the American Way. There is no money in prevention. Eli Lily and Pfizer make too much money from these meds to want to prevent more kids from watching too much TV. Big Pharma has a vested interest in creating more hyperactive kids.

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“Baggy Pants Bill”

House Bill 1626, also known as the “Baggy Pants Bill” states: “It shall be unlawful for any person to appear in public wearing his pants below his waist and thereby exposing his skin or intimate clothing.”

“It’s hard to legislate morality; you can’t really do that. It just comes to a point of plain old bad taste and it’s just gotta stop.”

The more corrupt the republic, the more numerous the laws. ~Tacitus

The greater the number of laws and enactments, the more thieves and robbers there will be. ~Lao-tzu

Senator Larry Craig

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From Yahoo! news-
‘His account contrasted sharply with the complaint in the case, in which an undercover officer said that Craig, while occupying a stall in the men’s room, engaged in actions “often used by persons communicating a desire to engage in sexual conduct.”‘

So another Republican has been outed as a homosexual. Is the Republican Party really just filled with gays who hate paying taxes? Is that what really binds them together?

How does one communicate a “desire” in a stall?

-Morse code?

-“Excuse me do you have any Grey Poupon?”

-Banging on the door and yelling “Fuck me!”

-dropping your TP and letting it roll into the next stall “oh, funny meeting you here…”

Why can’t that side of the aisle just shout out – Hooray we’re gay, let’s get over it -?

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Age of Love

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Bunnies

Drove to El Paso and back today. As with driving in other desert environments, J- Tree etc., bunnies frequently jump into the road. Suicide bunnies. Bunnies on a dare. Just plain dumb donkey bunnies. Caught in the headlights.

I think the real reason is much more nefarious. The bunnies and other animals that jump into the road and frequently are run over are on a mission. The mission is to kill humans by causing them to swerve and flip their automobiles. Sometimes it works; sometimes it doesn’t.

Might not be the best plan, the best way to rid bunnydom of humans. But after all they are just dumb donkey bunnies.

Non ultra Joy

Saw that dish soap today at a friend’s house. Why wouldn’t it be just advertised as Joy? Seems worse than regular Joy, this non ultra Joy.

How are you?

I am well. And you?

Oh, I am experiencing non Ultra Joy. Just plain old bliss, nothing special.